If I had a million dollars I would buy a school bus. Not just any school bus... a tricked out school bus. I would remove the back 4 rows of seats to make room for the surround sound system & wii, get 36 inch rims, tint all the windows, install a bathroom, put a small movie theater somewhere in the middle of the bus, a bar & kitchen, repaint it, put a fold out bed somewhere in there.
I think by the time I'm finished playing around with the bus I'll have a dollar left and the worlds first two seater school bus.
I would invest the money (probably hold on to it now), continue to work with zero stress of losing my job (because I have a stash to live off of if that happened) and retire when the money tripled. Knowing that I could go to work every day without having the fear of losing my job would be worth a million dollars. I would maybe even take a couple extra long lunches during the week! Sad, isn't it?
If I had a million dollars, I would pay off my house and send my kids to any college they wanted.
Then I'd buy a slurpee, cause that's about all I'd have left.