Two Recruiters , One niched in psychiatrists and the other niched in proctologists, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Smith and Jones. Specialized Recruiting in: Hysterics and Posteriors."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the recruiters changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Catatonics and High Colonics." No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." Unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts?" No way.
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the recruiters finally came up with:
"Smith and Jones, Specialized recruiting for Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.