OK, this is just for fun. Don't name the clients or the victims here since this is a public site - to protect the innocent of course! I'll start with a story so you get the gist of the idea here.
We're located in the Midwest and we have clients that do animal processing (meat packing plants). We went to visit one of these clients in the pork industry some time ago for a tour of the facility. We were about 2/3rds of the way through the tour when we were walking down some stairs towards the floor where they do the processing. While we were listening about what they do here, we noticed some 55 gallon barrels with some odd looking white things floating in a fluid substance. When we asked the tour guide to answer our curiosity, they delivered us an Andrew Zimmern moment http://www.andrewzimmern.com/
We were told that in certain countries, (see I didn't name anyone so I can't offend anyone here ;-), consider this part of the animal as an aphrodisiac and it's one of the fastest selling parts of the animal that they export. You see, meat packers used to just sell cuts of meat until they realized, due to a global economy, that some countries utilize ALL parts of the animal. This has created a whole new profit area for these type of companies on a global basis. (If you don't have the stomach for it, this is where I suggest that you put the kids to bed or switch to another channel because this is rated for VPMA - vomit proof mature audiences.
The white floating items in the barrel were.... anal holes of the pigs. Needless to say we hesitated there on the stairs for a moment , reflecting on what was just said, and imagining all the possibilities of this aphrodisiac. Sensing the hesitancy and the uncomfortable thoughts people were having in this moment, without missing a beat I said, "Anal Poppers" Laughter will redirect any uncomfortable moments wherever you are. This was one of the wildest things I've seen at a client site.
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