All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (5)

THE RECRUITER’S GUIDING PRINCIPLES

Rule 001 Once you have their money, you never give it back.

Rule 002 The best deal is the one that brings the most money.

Rule 003 Never spend more for information than you have to.

Rule 006 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

Rule 007 Keep your ears open.

Rule 008 Small print leads to large risk.

Rule 009 Opportunity plus instinct equals money.

Rule 010 Greed is eternal.

Rule 011 Even if it’s free, you can always buy…

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Added by Keith D. Halperin on October 11, 2013 at 3:20pm — No Comments

Recruitment Nightmares- Typos

So I have a collection of typos.  Really?  Yep because they are some of the funniest and most sad things about the recruitment process.  When people create a resume and don't proof read (or use abbreviations), this is what you get.

Customized Personal Ass (at least they are customized)

Assitant Manger 

BA in Psycholoft (come on, you cannot spell Math?)

Associate Bus…

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Added by Ryan Mulrooney on July 24, 2013 at 11:30am — No Comments

An Ode to SEO For Recruiters

If I were to SEO

What would be the way to go?

Would I blog or would I write

A mighty pen to make me bright?

Key word phrases all strung out

Makes my writing all flung out.

Search for hires

High and low

Better with my SEO

20 key words I must sell

Will you promise not to tell?

My marketing Director does insist

That all my writing should consist

Of random words

Thrown to and fro

Just so Google loves me…

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Added by Jerry D. Thurber on March 14, 2013 at 10:53am — 1 Comment

A Lean Start Up Holiday for Recruiting Entrepreneur?

OK, I have been buried up to (and over) my head for the last couple of months getting our new product ready for development. I finally looked up from my desk and realized it was almost Christmas and I am way behind. Since we have been following the basic principles of the Lean Start Up I have visions of MVP’s dancing…

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Added by Jerry D. Thurber on December 21, 2012 at 9:30am — No Comments

Yoga Poses for the Angry Recruiter

Recruiting can be stressful. You try so hard to find the perfect candidate and sometimes it seems like all the stars are aligned against you. To help with this problem, I have come up with some yoga poses to be used for some of those more stressful moments.

Down Dog: This pose is used when that candidate you had high hopes for totally pisses-off the President of the company by saying something really stupid. The pose is to be executed at…

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Added by Jerry D. Thurber on November 7, 2012 at 10:00am — 6 Comments

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