JD: Hello

Animal: Did you break your arm?

JD: Whaddya mean?

Animal: I hear you want to talk to me? Why can't you pick up the phone? Did something happen to you?

JD: No, I'm fine..... Hey, did you see? You're # 1 on twitter.

Animal: I'm # 13

JD: No you're # 1.

Animal: I'm # 13

JD: # 1

Animal: 13

JD: 1

Animal: Tell me something, JD. How much money do you make for being # 1 on Twitter.

JD: Nothin'

Animal: How much?

JD: Nothin

Animal: So, what did you want to talk about so badly?

JD: Nothin'

Animal: Nothin?

JD: Yeah, nothin

Animal: So there was no reason for me to call?

JD: I guess not.

Animal: Is there anything else?

JD: No.

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