Today's phone call to The Recruiting Animal Inspired by Lance Haun

Ring Ring

Animal: hello?

JD: It's me.

Animal: (screams) JAY DEE

JD: You know, you have not called me in 3 weeks.

Animal: I have not talked to Anthony Meaney or Jim Durbin for years.

JD: I know because if we don't call you you would never call us.

Animal: (silence)

JD: It's doesn't matter. Listen, I'm calling to tell you that twitter has gone to shit?

Animal: (screaming like a maniac) JAY DEE, I AM THE MOST INFLUENTIAL RECRUITER ON TWITTER.

JD: I know, I just saw that and that is why I'm calling you. Twitter has gone to shit cause you are rated more influential than John Sumser.

Animal: (silence)

JD: (silence)

Animal: You know what else?

JD: What

Animal: can you hear me?

JD: Yes

Animal: I cleaned up at clubbish last night.

JD: (click)

Tags: Haun, animal, lance, sumser

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Comment by Jennifer McClure on October 24, 2009 at 3:52pm: JD - remember that "Influence" can be positive or negative. Maybe someone should create an app that measures the Angels and Demons among us on Twitter?

I'm guessing that @Animal and @JohnSumser might be at the top of different lists then... :)

Comment by Slouch on October 24, 2009 at 4:08pm: in animal years each year is 7 human years I think

Comment by Slouch on October 24, 2009 at 4:10pm: Jennifer, he is lucky he does not get clubbed like a seal every time he walks out of the house. I'm convinced it is because of his "Twitter Influence". He is lucky to be alive in the time of Twitter.