Yesterday On The Phone with the Recruiting Animal

This was the most infuriating conversation I have ever had with the the Recruiting Animal

ring ring

Animal: Hello

me: It's me, I have a question to ask

Animal: Go ahead

me: How do you say obnoxious little sister in Yiddish

Animal: Vahksin zuls du vi a tsibeleh, mitten kup in drerd

me: Why do you need to insult me

Animal: (silence) (silence)

me: Animal, are you there?

Animal: Nem zich a vaneh

me: ok, enough with the insults, do you know how to say obnoxious little sister or not.

Animal: I do, I'm sorry, one sec.

me: Alright

Animal: Do you have a pen?

me: You know I don't have pens

Animal: ok you say it like this: Az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde!

me: Screw you

Animal: Jay Dee? are you there.